Explosion

I took some pictures for photography major friend. Did not tell boyfriend as to surprise him with slightly sexy pictures.

Conversation:

Me: boyfriend, look at this super-sweet picture of me which was taken with you in mind.

BF: why the fuck aren't you wearing a shirt.

Me: oh, it was completely innocent, I promise honey. I mean, it's just my back.

BF: no one sees your tits but me.

Me: no one did. he was very respectful. I thought you would like it..

BF: I don't trust that emo bitch.

Me: I'm sorry...I promise nothing happened..

BF: I don't care, put yourself in my position.

Goddamn. Cannot win. Try to surprise boyfriend, boyfriend pissy for three days. Stupid, stupid girl. Could not even be angry that possessive boyfriend called my chest my "tits." Too shocked at instant infuriation.

GAH.