Grandma's House and Other Curious Stories

Today I went to my great grandmother's house. It smells like really bad fruity dark red candles and dust and hairspray and Virginia Slims.

Grandma always gets up to hug me when I come over, I really like it that my 80 year old grandma gets up to hug me when it takes her three tries to get up...when some 18 year olds I know don't really feel like getting up to hug me.

Anyways. Grandma's cat was my cat, but that cat used to beat the shit out of me in the night (I had to hide under my covers and move my legs alot because she jumped on me and attacked me and made me cry) so we gave her to grandma because she likes old people better.

The cat bit her, she has two vampire wounds on her hand. Her hand's all swollen and scary looking. She thinks the cat gave her rabies. (The cat hasn't been outside in 8 years) I tried to calm her worries.

Yeah so I told her my story about Copernicus. Copernicus is the humming bird that got stuck in the pole barn at my house and was so tired it just sat in your hand. We put Copernicus in the flowers to take a restie...but then he decided to take the Ultimate Restie and I was very sad. I checked on Copernicus today. He looks very peaceful in his flowery Ultimate Restie spot. I hope the dog doesn't end up eating him.



So today I went to see Kaity. She was dog sitting. She was dogsitting Gizmo. My favorite dog. He has some sort of nasal breathing problem and he has to gear up to make it up the stairs and he has those buggy eyes and I am in love with him. He sounds like he's snoring really hard when he gets excited and wants a treat. I love him.

These are my stories for today.

Grandma, Copernicus, and Gizmo...I love them all.