Grandma's House and Other Curious Stories

Today I went to my great grandmother's house. It smells like really bad fruity dark red candles and dust and hairspray and Virginia Slims.

Grandma always gets up to hug me when I come over, I really like it that my 80 year old grandma gets up to hug me when it takes her three tries to get up...when some 18 year olds I know don't really feel like getting up to hug me.

Anyways. Grandma's cat was my cat, but that cat used to beat the shit out of me in the night (I had to hide under my covers and move my legs alot because she jumped on me and attacked me and made me cry) so we gave her to grandma because she likes old people better.

The cat bit her, she has two vampire wounds on her hand. Her hand's all swollen and scary looking. She thinks the cat gave her rabies. (The cat hasn't been outside in 8 years) I tried to calm her worries.

Yeah so I told her my story about Copernicus. Copernicus is the humming bird that got stuck in the pole barn at my house and was so tired it just sat in your hand. We put Copernicus in the flowers to take a restie...but then he decided to take the Ultimate Restie and I was very sad. I checked on Copernicus today. He looks very peaceful in his flowery Ultimate Restie spot. I hope the dog doesn't end up eating him.



So today I went to see Kaity. She was dog sitting. She was dogsitting Gizmo. My favorite dog. He has some sort of nasal breathing problem and he has to gear up to make it up the stairs and he has those buggy eyes and I am in love with him. He sounds like he's snoring really hard when he gets excited and wants a treat. I love him.

These are my stories for today.

Grandma, Copernicus, and Gizmo...I love them all.

Crazy Days

Tonight I am at home. I haven't slept in my dorm room in like...three nights. I think that I probably need to start doing that more often.

I am very lucky that I have the next three days off because I have so much homework it scares me. Wait until finals come around, someones going to need to take me to the hospital after its all over to get me to not go insane with caffiene and nicotine and studying my brains to mush. Mush I tell you!

You see? Im already worrying about finals and I just got done with my first week. Hrm, not good.

OMG.

So devon and I were driving down the highway and this mexican lady was in the middle of it and it was dark and she was trying to get us to hit her. Luckily, we did not hit her. But I screamed and devon called the police to say some crazy lady was trying to get hit by a car...

maybe she has finals in something this week...

So...

I suppose I'm a super cool blogger now. Great, another reason not to do my heaps of assignments.

Now I will fail.

But, this seems like fun so why not.

I get to be in my dorm room right now, sitting next to my books and stuff, not actually doing anything with them. I am a bad kid, scary scary.